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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Illinois Governor, Chicago Mobster, Rod Blagojevich

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Illinois Governor, Chicago Mobster, Rod Blagojevich

Illinois Governor, Chicago Gangster, Rod Blagojevich; was released today after cutting a Deal with the judge to go easy on him. That is, that Governor Rod Blagojevich would go easy on the judge. Which, when dealing with Chicago politics, who knows if the judge is straight, or just as corrupt as the rest of that Filthy City Of Dirty Rats?

And in deed the judge (obviously in on the take), released Governor Rod Blagojevich on his own recognizance after his best friend Barack Obama posted bail.

The Illinois Governor, Gangsta, Mobster, Con-man, Psychopath, Abuser of the public trust, and all around "typical" Illinois resident; was taken from his bed and arrested Tuesday after prosecutors alleged he was caught on wiretaps audaciously scheming to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat for Cash, or at least a job for himself in the new administration.

According NewsOK, The charges do not identify by name any of the political figures under consideration for the Senate seat, referring to them only as "Candidate 1," ''Candidate 2," and so on. However, those being considered for the post include: Obama confidante Valerie Jarrett, Reps. Jesse Jackson Jr., Danny Davis, Jan Schakowsky and Luis Gutierrez; Illinois Senate President Emil Jones; and Illinois Department of Veterans Affairs Director Tammy Duckworth.

Tammy Duckworth. What an interestingly odd name.
So I Googled her, and this is what I found.

* Wikipedia- director of the Illinois Department of Veterans Affairs, Iraq War veteran whose severe combat wounds cost her both of her legs and damaged her right arm. She continues to serve as a Major in the Illinois Army National Guard and is married to Major Bryan W. Bowlsbey who is also an Iraq War Veteran and serves in the Illinois Army National Guard..

WOW!!! Impressive. And obviously not one to be involved in any kind of political scandal. But then I found this...

Now I don't know, maybe it's just a coincidence. Seeing as how they both live in the same state and all. But one thing is for sure, until all the facts come out, EVERYBODY is under suspicion.

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Friday, November 14, 2008

GM Auto Maker Bail-Out Coming!

Trash Dispatch: Reuters is reporting;

"Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada said on Friday he "plans to press forward" with emergency aid to automakers..." "Leaders in the House of Representatives have been working to craft legislation that would allow the Treasury Department to extend emergency assistance to Detroit under its ongoing corporate rescue initiative.

In return, the government likely would take an equity stake in the companies and impose conditions, including limits on executive compensation."



Essentially what this means is that the United States Federal Government is about to Take-Over the US Auto Industry just as it did the American Banking system with the now infamous $750 Billion dollar Bail-Out package. Which, was "suppose to" purchase the bad loans banks had made, but instead was used to Buy the banks themselves through stock purchasing.

Why was it decided to "Buy the Bank" instead of the bank's bad loans/paper? Because in the larger scheme of things, "if you own the bank, you own the paper". And by taking over the bank, not only does the US Gov. now own the bank, but the mortgage on Your House as well!

So is this something we should worry about?

Take a look at the last statement in the quote above...
"In return, the government likely would take an equity stake in the companies and impose conditions, including limits on executive compensation."
now let's take that statement and do a little word substitution taking into account that some poor unfortunate homeowner got behind on their mortgage, and also needed a bail out...
"In return, the government likely would take an equity stake in the Home and impose conditions, including limits on homeowners rights."
Now THAT'S SCARY!!!
Except for one thing. Since, at this point, the gov. will Already own an equity share in your mortgage as it already owns the bank. The above "revised" statement, really doesn't mean that much should you fall behind on your payments and need help. So now let's take it one step further and say...
"In return, the government likely would take an equity stake in the HomeOwner, and impose conditions including limits on the homeowner's freedom."
Ok Laugh! But before you do, you should know that this is Exactly how the USSR controlled it's economy, and it's people. There is one other factor that has yet to be established in the "complete" communist conversion of the United States. And that is the taking over of religion. However, as the "Unitarian Universalism" religion has already been established and adopted by both the United Nations and the World Court. The only thing left is it's implementation.


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Friday, October 03, 2008

Barney Frank Boyfriend Was Executive @ Fannie Mae


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Barney Frank Boyfriend Was Executive @ Fannie Mae

FoxNews WASHINGTON — Unqualified home buyers were not the only ones who benefitted from Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank’s efforts to deregulate Fannie Mae throughout the 1990s.

So did Frank’s partner, a Fannie Mae executive at the forefront of the agency’s push to relax lending restrictions.

Now that Fannie Mae is at the epicenter of a financial meltdown that threatens the U.S. economy, some are raising new questions about Frank's relationship with Herb Moses, who was Fannie’s assistant director for product initiatives. Moses worked at the government-sponsored enterprise from 1991 to 1998, while Frank was on the House Banking Committee, which had jurisdiction over Fannie.

Both Frank and Moses assured the Wall Street Journal in 1992 that they took pains to avoid any conflicts of interest. Critics, however, remain skeptical.

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TrashDispatch: The problem is, the Republicans knew about Barney Frank's manipulation of Fannie mae, and did nothing. Oh, well, they did come up with an $800,000,000,000.00 Bail Out / SELL OUT package.

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$800 Billion Bailout-SellOut Passes in House


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$800 Billion Bailout-SellOut Passes in House

The US House of Representatives has voted by 263-171 in favour of a $700bn (£380bn) plan to rescue the US financial sector. The 263-171 vote was the second in a week, following its shock rejection of an earlier version on Monday.

The package is aimed at buying up the bad debts of failing financial institutions on Wall Street.US President George W Bush praised lawmakers for their "spirit of co-operation" before signing the bill into law later on Friday.

The House adopted the new version after the Senate added about $100bn in new tax breaks to win Republican votes.

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TrashDispatch: Note the "$700bn (£380bn)" reference in the BBC news report above. For those of you who do not understand dollar valuations, it means that the British Pound is worth Twice as much as the U S Dollar. Or rather, that the U S Dollar is worth Half as much as the British Pound.

That valuation is likely to Drop another 15-25% when the markets open on Monday however, as the US Gov is having to Print those extra bills to keep it's economy afloat. Meaning, it will take even More U S Dollars to buy British Pounds.

The truly amazing thing however, is that this bill is suppose to help people Borrow money when, people borrowing money, is the reason people are in trouble in the first place. In deed the "Bail-Out" will do nothing more than to help people get More in debt.

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Friday, June 20, 2008

McCain Abandoned POWs and Covered Up Evidence -Ross Perot


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McCain Abandoned POWs and Covered Up Evidence -Ross Perot
The former presidential candidate blasts John McCain, and gets an education about Barack Obama’s religion. …

The phone rang and it was Ross Perot,

…”Remember what you wrote about John McCain in the March 13, 2000, NEWSWEEK?”

…The Perot-McCain relationship goes back to McCain’s five and a half years of captivity in Hanoi. When McCain’s then-wife Carol was in a serious car accident, McCain’s mother called Perot for help. “She asked me to send my people to Philadelphia to take care of the family,” Perot says. Afterwards, McCain was grateful. “We loved him [Perot] for it,” McCain told me in 2000.

Perot doesn’t remember it that way. “After he came home, he walked with a limp, she [Carol McCain] walked with a limp. So he threw her over for a poster girl with big money from Arizona [Cindy McCain, his current wife] and the rest is history.”

…”There’s evidence, evidence, evidence,” Perot claims. “McCain was adamant about shutting down anything to do with recovering POWs.” (Perot also trashes McCain for hypocritically abandoning his disabled wife.)

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TrashDispatch! You may not like Ross perot, but one thing is for damn sure!

He was Right about NAFTA!!!

Aside from Ross Perot however, The Trash Dispatch has always maintained that while in his captivity under the Vietnamese, John McCain actually became the Manchurian Candidate!

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Who Killed Marilyn Monroe? Bobby Kennedy?

Trash Dispatch: from digg;

“Is she dead yet?” - FBI tape of Bobby Kennedy talking about Marilyn Monroe on the night she died.

Who Killed Marilyn Monroe? Bobby Kennedy?Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was tricked into killing herself by Bobby Kennedy.

So says Dr Jack Hattem, who, backed up by secret FBI files, says the Hollywood bombshell was somehow fooled into believing she would be revived in time as part of a plot involving Senator Robert Kennedy, the brother of JFK, who was gunned down 40 years ago this week.

Instead, Monroe, who staged many fake suicide attempts throughout her life to gain sympathy, was left to die by staff and friends. It’s all in Hattem’s new book Marilyn Monroe: Murder By Consent.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, Strips for Daddy!

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Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, Strips for Daddy!Daddy Watching!

Vanity Fair magazine, in what Disney has called a Vanity Fair publicity stunt, published some rather provocative photos of the Disney Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus apparently Nude, wrapped only in a blanket, …and with Daddy Watching!

The Pics, have caused a Firestorm of controversy and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus herself, to apologize for her “mistake”, in a statement to her fans saying;Hanna Montanass Miley Cyrus Nude!

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

“I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about,”

But;

The Disney Channel, which airs hit show Hannah Montana, accused the magazine of trying to manipulate the young star.

“A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” said a statement released by Disney.

But in a statement to US TV show Entertainment Tonight, Vanity Fair defended itself.

“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day,” it said. -BBCNews

Nevertheless, Miley Cyrus being at the center of the Scandal, further stated;

“I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect,” she said.

“Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life’s journey.”

TrashDispatch! Miley, you have just committed yourself to your second mistake! You trusted your “support team”, your parents (who were there), and dear ol’ Daddy to start with, Remember???

Even Elizabeth Hasselbeck of the TV show “The View” spoke the Truth when she said; ” Miley’s only 15 yr old. It’s up to her Parents, to protect her.”

But your Daddy FAILED you, Miley! And he will fail you again and again as to him, “Exploitation”, is the name of the game. And it doesn’t even matter -to him- who you exploit. Yourself, another song writer’s song, or even his own daughter. Whatever it takes, to make that buck, That’s what he’s going to do.

So, Miley! REMEMBER!!!

NEVER TRUST ADULTS!!!

Even if they are your parents. Especially if they are you parents. Especially if Daddy would have you Strip, just to further an already Phenomenal career.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dancing Stars Shannon Elizabeth - Derek Hough, Caught on Camera!

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Dancing with the Stars Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough, Caught on Camera!Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough at Malibu

Shannon Elizabeth at age 34 maybe a Young Cougar on the Prowl, but a cougar nonetheless dangerous as she was Caught on Camera victimizing her 22yr old “Dancing With the Stars” partner Derek Hough.

“Access Hollywood” is reports;

The two have looked awfully cozy all season long on the show, hugging their way through their backstage interviews with Samantha Harris, and now, it appears they’ve gone one step further, sharing a smooch on the beach.

Shannon Elizabeth, Derek Hough, Malibu Seduction!

Shannon, 34, and Hough, 22, (that’s a 12 year age difference, for those counting), were captured cuddling on a Malibu beach Thursday; a cuddle which later turned into a lip-locking embrace.

More at Access Hollywood

Shannon Elizabeth will no doubt head down to Africa once she’s finished Feeding on her Dancing with the Stars partner Derek Hough, like these English Cougars who take regular trips to Africa to take advantage of the impoverished 14yr old boys who need the money these cougars are willing to pay for a day, a night, a weekend, or even for a 3-7 day fling.

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Texas Polygamist Wives Awakened!

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Polygamist Wives, Awakened!Polygamist Wives, Determined!

When we first saw them, they were solitary, reserved, and some would say, “almost catatonic” having been Brain-Washed by their Male-Captors.

But in this photo (taken by the Associated Press), the looks on the faces of these polygamist women are not those of abused, sheltered, or brain-washed women; but of Determined Mothers.

I’ve seen that look before.
And I’ve got a feeling, the War has yet to begin.

Note, that in this picture, the woman’s feet aren’t even touching the ground!

Oh I’ve got a feeling,
that the State and CPS have No Idea as to what they’ve let themselves in for.

I can see it now;
“WHO are YOU, to Dictate the welfare of my children? they will ask.

“WE are a Nation of Laws”, comes the reply.

“YOU are a nation of Hypocrites who come into this court with “un-clean” hands as you have Broken Your Own Laws, to Take My Children and Destroy My Home!

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Multiple Teachers, Multiple Sex Parties, Multiple Male Students

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Multiple Teachers, having Multiple Sex Parties, with Multiple Male Students

Has the whole world gone mad?
Have these women lost their minds?
Do teachers become teachers,
just so they can be close to Children???

Secret phone calls!
Multiple Sex Parties, with Multiple Children!
Enticement! Seduction! Manipulation! and Rape!!!
…yet ALL, are out on bail.

And where have all the children gone,
but into a Brain-Washed state of HELL!!! ..as they blame themselves, for their teacher’s demise.

And where is CPS Child Protective Services,
but down in Texas taking babies from their mothers.

The world Has gone mad.Stephanie Ragusa, a 28-year-old middle school teacher- Pedophile!

TAMPA, Fla. — Stephanie Ragusa, a 28-year-old middle school teacher in Tampa, Fla., has been arrested for a second time, accused of having a sexual relationship with “another” underage student.

She was first arrested on March 13 and charged with five counts of lewd and lascivious battery for having sex (at least three times) with a then 14-year-old boy from January 2007 to May 2007.

On Tuesday, Ragusa was arrested Again, charged with two More counts of sex with a minor, and one More count of lewd and lascivious battery stemming from an alleged relationship with a 15-year-old.

Ah, but it gets better (or worse), as Stephanie Ragusa, was but the First of Three teachers arrested and charged with having sex with male students.

Three Pedophile Female Teachers

In deed within two weeks following that arrest, high school honors English teacher Mary Jo Spack, age 45, was also arrested. She is accused of meeting a 17- and an 18-year-old student at a liquor store and leading them to a motel room, where more students allegedly joined the party.

And on Monday night, substitute teacher Lisa Marinelli, age 40, a married mother of two, was arrested by sheriff’s deputies and charged with unlawful sex with a minor. The 17-year-old victim told detectives he had sex with Marinelli 10 times. Authorities said they believe the boy.

“There’s phone records, the text messages, the underwear, their statements,” said Pasco County sheriff’s detective Michelle March.

Karen Duncan a therapist who specializes in treating sexually abused women and children said she believes it’s not that female teachers are abusing their students more frequently, but that we are only becoming more aware of it.

“That the cultural belief, you know, that boys can’t be victims, therefore females can’t be offenders, has been starting to be challenged (more) now than it was 30 years ago,” she said.

Well, Trash Dispatch!
Who could have known that

Women, are just as Dirty as Men!

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

12yr old girl Caught dancing Nude in Dallas Strip Club

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12yr old girl caught Dancing Nude in Dallas Strip Club
Not against Dallas Porn Shop Strip Club Policy!Bikini Contest

Diamond’s Cabaret- Strip Club, Nude Dancing, Gentleman’s Entertainment, Private Club.

Hottest Photos- AMATEUR Teeny Weenie Bikini Contest

Live Nude 12 yr old Girls!!!

The City of Dallas Texas has some of the HOTTEST LIVE NUDE DANCING Entertainment on the planet. And now we find out why…

The Dallas City Council is poised to reform the city’s sexually oriented business laws, culminating months of study and preparation by city attorneys at the behest of politicians convinced current ordinances are woefully weak.

But just hours before a scheduled Wednesday vote, only top city officials know what these proposed changes entail — and they’re refusing to discuss them publicly.

Such silence from typically talkative council members comes a day after City Attorney Tom Perkins circulated a confidential memorandum to Dallas’ elected leaders outlining his office’s proposed policy changes. The phrase “attorney/client privilege” is marked at the memorandum’s top, several council members and their aides said.

City Council member Mitchell Rasansky, chairman of the body’s finance, audit and accountability committee, says vetting such law proposals outside the view of strip club owners and pornography peddlers is appropriate, especially in light of Dallas police in March discovering a 12-year-old girl dancing nude in Diamond’s Cabaret, a Dallas club.

The club remains open, as no Dallas law yet allows the city to revoke an establishment’s sexually oriented business license for employing a minor. -DAVE LEVINTHAL / The Dallas Morning News


Trash Dispatch! And you thought the Trash Dispatch was Trashy!

Here’s something interesting. We Can’t make a law against just 12 year old minor children dancing nude in Nude Bars and Clubs, as then you would have to have a separate law for 13yr old children dancing nude. So instead of making all those Different laws, we make BLANKET laws.


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Friday, April 04, 2008

Katrina victims may have to repay money


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Katrina victims may have to repay money
a report from msnbc.msn.com;

NEW ORLEANS - Imagine that your home was reduced to mold-covered wood framing by Hurricane Katrina. Desperate for money to rebuild, you engage in a frustrating bureaucratic process, and after months of living in a government provided-trailer that gives off formaldehyde fumes you finally win a federal grant.

Then a collector announces that you have to pay back thousands of dollars.

For thousands of Katrina victims, this may be a reality.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

TrashDispatch- Eliot Spitzer’s Seven Deadly Sins


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Eliot Spitzer’s Seven Deadly SinsScandal

Lust is the least of it. Here’s a look at the mistakes New York’s sex-scandal-scarred governor made, and the lessons for any leader—in politics or business

from Patricia O’Connell- Business Week: Stunning, shocking, schadenfreude-inducing. All those adjectives have been used to describe the fall of Eliot Spitzer, “The Sheriff of Wall Street” and the man Time Magazine named “The Crusader.” On the surface it seems his involvement with a prostitution ring and other possible illegal behavior are what doomed him as governor. But really they’re only the tip of the iceberg. As a leader and manager, Spitzer made plenty of other mistakes that made it untenable for him to stay in office.

Here are Eliot Spitzer’s seven deadly sins (with apologies to St. John Cassian, Pope St. Gregory the Great, and Dante), and the lessons they contain for any leader or manager.

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Crime DOES pay! Alexandra Offered $1M to Pose Nude


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Crime DOES pay! Alexandra Offered $1M to Pose NudeAshley Alexandra Dupre

The Eliot Spitzer whore “Ashley Alexandra Dupre”, can now write her own check and live the life she has always dreamed. So what she made her money the old fashion way (she earned it). And weather you are Christian, Jew, Muslim, Athiest, or none of the above; you have to admit, we ALL sell our bodies to one employer or another. And some of us, even sell our souls.

Access Hollywood writes;

NEW YORK, New York — As her instant celebrity status continues to climb in the wake of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal, Ashley Alexandra Dupre has now received a $1 million offer to bare it all.

A rep for Hustler Magazine has confirmed exclusively to Access Hollywood a seven-figure offer will be made to the call girl.

“Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine will be offering $1 Million to Ashley Dupre to pose for Hustler Magazine,” the rep told Access. “We want this to happen as soon as possible.”

But the folks at Hustler aren’t the only ones willing to pony up for the rights to feature Ashley in the buff.

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Trash Dispatch: And so the bidding begins. I only wish, that there was as much desire, for the Trash Dispatch!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre! You Go Girl!!! For in the long run, and in truth, no one cares more about you, than you.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

TrashDispatch: USDA orders nation’s largest Beef Recall

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USDA orders nation’s largest beef recallBeef Recall

LOS ANGELES - The U.S. Department of Agriculture on Sunday ordered the recall of 143 million pounds of frozen beef from a California slaughterhouse, the subject of an animal-abuse investigation, that provided meat to school lunch programs.

Officials said it was the largest beef recall in the United States, surpassing a 1999 ban of 35 million pounds of ready-to-eat meats. No illnesses have been linked to the newly recalled meat, and officials said the health threat was likely small.

The recall will affect beef products dating to Feb. 1, 2006, that came from Chino-based Westland/Hallmark Meat Co., the federal agency said.

Secretary of Agriculture Ed Schafer said his department has evidence that Westland did not routinely contact its veterinarian when cattle became non-ambulatory after passing inspection, violating health regulations.

“Because the cattle did not receive complete and proper inspection, Food Safety and Inspection Service has determined them to be unfit for human food and the company is conducting a recall,” Schafer said in a statement.

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TrashDispatch:

Obviously, the USDA has never heard of The Trash Dispatch.
Otherwise they would Send all that beef to ME.

I mean come on! We’ve got Millions of Starving people in this world and… well, there’s just something wrong about this recall. And that’s all I’m saying.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The country is bankrupt

Trash Dispatch: the following “digg-link” was submitted to digg.com with the following “description”.

In a remarkable paper posted by the Federal Reserve of St. Louis, and authored by a Boston University teacher named Prof Kotlikoff, it is revealed in blunt, powerful language that the era of borrowing and spending without consequence may soon come to a close. The paper, entitled, Is the United States Bankrupt?, may not remain posted for very long..


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Trash Dispatch: Stock Markets Plunge Worldwide!!!

Dow drops 465 then gains most of it back (AP)

Market drops on recession fear (Reuters)

Fed cuts interest rates (AP)

US central bank slashes rates but stock market turmoil continues (AFP)

Fed slashes rates (Reuters)

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Trash Dispatch: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Romantic Getaway to Mexico

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in MexicoTrash Dispatch: frm ShowbizNews-

Please Tony
….concentrate on the playoffs!!!! … Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo find refuge in the Mexican sunshine… “Jessica’s parents Joe and Tina came with them on the trip, … They all got along great and had a lot of fun, with lots of exotic drinks and delicious food…

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Trash Dispatch: “Dallas Cowboys vs Jessica Simpson, and o yeah, the Philadelphia Eagles.”

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Breaking News: Bill Richardson Endorses Obama

Trash Dispatch: from digger It’s almost official. Bill Richardson will be announcing shortly that he will urge his voters to vote for Obama in the Iowa primary. This comes after the Kucinich endorsement with fervent rumors that Biden will be joining forces with Obama as well, as the Iowa frontrunner reaches critical mass.”

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Tiger attack could draw curious as zoo reopens

Trash Dispatch: SAN FRANCISCO - Officials preparing to reopen the San Francisco Zoo after a deadly tiger escape are worried visitors won’t feel secure, though if past zoo attacks are any indication, curiosity might actually draw people in.

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Tiger Attack at San Francisco Zoo could increase attendence

The San Francisco ZooTrash Dispatch: Incredible but true, the recent Tiger Attack at the San Francisco Zoo could increase Zoo attendance nation wide. The AP reports;

Previous incidents haven't hurt attendance elsewhere

"Attendance at the Aquarium of the Americas in New Orleans wasn't hurt in the weeks after a walkway collapsed and 10 people fell into a 400,000-gallon shark tank in 2002, spokeswoman Melissa Lee said."I would say certainly interest spiked," Lee said. "There's always a bit of morbid curiosity of people wanting to see where an accident took place." "

But also that;

In March 2004, a 340-pound gorilla named Jabari escaped the Dallas Zoo, went on a 40-minute rampage through a forest and attacked four people, including a toddler, before officers shot it to death. ...

... The zoo reopened the day after the attacks, with the gorilla habitat closed, and officials offered free admission to draw visitors back, Eckert said.

"We found that people were actually quite understanding," she said, citing a public opinion study conducted by the zoo shortly before the habitat reopened. "People, if anything, thought maybe we needed more money or something."

Except for the fact that Winter has beset most of the country, nation wide zoo attendance might well have increased, as merely speaking the word Zoo, invokes all kinds of Dreams of Wonder and Fantasy. "Why, I think I might just go to the Zoo myself. C-ya."

Tiger wallpaperBut seriously folks! Man-eating Tigers, Gorillas Tearing people in half, and Bears devouring their trainers, are all good draws for the zoo. And the longer the attacks are talked about in the news, the more it's on the peoples minds. Hence, attendance increases nation wide (when and where weather allows).

It is therefore the opinion of the Trash Dispatch, that we should "Fix the Tiger Pit, and make it Deeper. *But not too deep! After all, a visit to the Zoo just got a whole lot more Exciting!"

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