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DHD reports that inside sources at Warner Bros. are playing it safe and predicting $100 million for the 3 day weekend. We all know that is insanely low. Select IMAX theaters are now offering 6 a.m. screenings after their midnight and 3 a.m.Tickets sales are boffo across the board, and have been for weeks.Nikki Finke’s sources are predicting $130 M.
Secrecy has clouded “Sex and the City” since it was first announced. When would the film appear? Who would find a husband? Would one of the main characters die? If so, would she commit suicide by self-pity (a constant threat), or would a crocodile escape from the Bronx Zoo and wreak a flesh-ripping revenge for all those handbags? As the release date neared, the paranoia thickened; at the screening I attended, …
… I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist, my head a whirl of closets, delusions, and blunt-clawed cattiness. All the film lacks is a subtitle: “The Lying, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.”
Joanna Gleason … Therapist Joseph Pupo … Brady Hobbes
Plot:
After moving in together in an impossibly beautiful New York apartment, Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big make a rather arbitrary decision to get married… more
Review: Sex and the City by Roger Ebert- I am not the person to review this movie. Perhaps you will enjoy a review from someone who disqualifies himself at the outset, … Chicago Sun-Times - Roger Ebert - May 29, 2008
Review: Sex And The City At well over two hours, this epic-length episode of the hit HBO series simultaneously delivers more and less: More of the romantic ups and downs … TV Guide - Ken Fox
Review: Sex and the City (2008) The HBO series “Sex and the City” ran for six successful seasons (from 1998-2004) and, looking back on it today, it still holds up. … TheMovieBoy.com - Dustin Putman - May 28, 2008
Review: Sex and the City The ladies of “Sex” are back with a vengeance and their fan base rejoices. Far be it from me to criticize the fab four fashionistas and their … Palo Alto Online - Jeanne Aufmuth - May 30, 2008
“Is she dead yet?” - FBI tape of Bobby Kennedy talking about Marilyn Monroe on the night she died.
Who Killed Marilyn Monroe? Bobby Kennedy?
Marilyn Monroe was tricked into killing herself by Bobby Kennedy.
So says Dr Jack Hattem, who, backed up by secret FBI files, says the Hollywood bombshell was somehow fooled into believing she would be revived in time as part of a plot involving Senator Robert Kennedy, the brother of JFK, who was gunned down 40 years ago this week.
Instead, Monroe, who staged many fake suicide attempts throughout her life to gain sympathy, was left to die by staff and friends. It’s all in Hattem’s new book Marilyn Monroe: Murder By Consent.
Trash Dispatch: from digger “MrBabyMan”. A youtube presentation of;
The Top Ten Jackie Chan Fight Scenes!
Ouch! You feel every hit.
Jackie Chan is probably the Only cinematic Kung-fu star to have risen above the Kung Fu “Master” Legacy, -as it was established by the Kung Fu Master himself, “Bruce Lee” - to become not only a recognized Kung-fu Master in his own right, but Comedic Kung-fu Master of the Big Screen. But even More entertaining -and Realistic- than his Kung-fu mastery and his comedic Kung-fu “accidents”, his the PAIN you feel every time Jackie gets clobbered.
OUCH!!! You KNOW that one hurt. Hell, it even hurt me to watch it!
The reviews are in. And they are already talking “OSCAR”!
Ironman! The Marvel Comics Superhero opened in the theaters this weekend with some Heavy Metal Action and, MORE than anyone -including the critics- Expected.
Ironman in fact, was the very first comic book I ever collected (way back in the 60’s), and I remained an Ironman fan throughout my comic collecting years. In truth, I was hoping, even Praying, that this movie presentation of Ironman wouldn’t disappoint, and in deed it didn’t.
Hollywood star Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark was Perfect! In part I think, because he realized the importance of getting it right. And boy did he get it Right!
So right in fact, “Ironman II” is already in the making for a release in April of 2010.
A few comments from around the web:
T.O.- “Iron Man was INCREDIBLY well made, acted and not over exposed with computer logistics. AWESOME movie!”
Steven A.- “I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was stunning. How does she look so good?”
William- “Iron Man Was Awesome,”
fletc3her- “I thought Iron Man was great. The pacing and story were good. The acting was good. The special effects were amazing. I’d love to see movies like this compete for Oscars.”
Lolita- “I took my sons (7 and 10) to see the movie this weekend, and normally I don’t like superhero movies, but this one was Excellent! I LOVED Robert Downey Jr. in this role. When I first heard he was in this movie, it didn’t make sense, but after seeing the movie, he was perfect for the role. I don’t think he’ll get an Oscar, but he’ll be offered many starring roles.”
Woody- “Downey displayed quality acting throughout the entire film. I’m not sure if he deserves an Oscar, but it would be just to consider him.”
As you can tell, Robert Downey, Jr. in the starring role was a bit of a concern for many, including myself. But in the final analysis, Robert Downey, Jr. “is” Tony Stark. Industialist, and, IRONMAN!
I take nothing from him, but give him “Thanks” for a Job Well Done!!!
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, Strips for Daddy!
Vanity Fair magazine, in what Disney has called a Vanity Fair publicity stunt, published some rather provocative photos of the Disney Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus apparently Nude, wrapped only in a blanket, …and with Daddy Watching!
The Pics, have caused a Firestorm of controversy and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus herself, to apologize for her “mistake”, in a statement to her fans saying;
“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”
“I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about,”
But;
The Disney Channel, which airs hit show Hannah Montana, accused the magazine of trying to manipulate the young star.
“A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” said a statement released by Disney.
But in a statement to US TV show Entertainment Tonight, Vanity Fair defended itself.
“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day,” it said. -BBCNews
Nevertheless, Miley Cyrus being at the center of the Scandal, further stated;
“I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect,” she said.
“Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life’s journey.”
TrashDispatch! Miley, you have just committed yourself to your second mistake! You trusted your “support team”, your parents (who were there), and dear ol’ Daddy to start with, Remember???
Even Elizabeth Hasselbeck of the TV show “The View” spoke the Truth when she said; ” Miley’s only 15 yr old. It’s up to her Parents, to protect her.”
But your Daddy FAILED you, Miley! And he will fail you again and again as to him, “Exploitation”, is the name of the game. And it doesn’t even matter -to him- who you exploit. Yourself, another song writer’s song, or even his own daughter. Whatever it takes, to make that buck, That’s what he’s going to do.
So, Miley! REMEMBER!!!
NEVER TRUST ADULTS!!!
Even if they are your parents. Especially if they are you parents. Especially if Daddy would have you Strip, just to further an already Phenomenal career.
An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel - 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which the original blond bombshell performs oral sex on an unidentified man - was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million, said Keya Morgan, the well-known memorabilia collector who discovered the film and brokered its purchase.
Dancing with the Stars Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough, Caught on Camera!
Shannon Elizabeth at age 34 maybe a Young Cougar on the Prowl, but a cougar nonetheless dangerous as she was Caught on Camera victimizing her 22yr old “Dancing With the Stars” partner Derek Hough.
“Access Hollywood” is reports;
The two have looked awfully cozy all season long on the show, hugging their way through their backstage interviews with Samantha Harris, and now, it appears they’ve gone one step further, sharing a smooch on the beach.
Shannon, 34, and Hough, 22, (that’s a 12 year age difference, for those counting), were captured cuddling on a Malibu beach Thursday; a cuddle which later turned into a lip-locking embrace.
Shannon Elizabeth will no doubt head down to Africa once she’s finished Feeding on her Dancing with the Stars partner Derek Hough, like these English Cougars who take regular trips to Africa to take advantage of the impoverished 14yr old boys who need the money these cougars are willing to pay for a day, a night, a weekend, or even for a 3-7 day fling.
Of course the Trash Dispatch doesn’t “normally” do merchandise listings. But when I saw this item listed at digg.com, I Knew it was the perfect item for a “Trash Dispatch!” So Enjoy!Princess Leia Organa Solo of Alderaan (born Leia Amidala Skywalker) is a fictional character in the Star Wars universe. She was portrayed by actress Carrie Fisher in A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi, as well as The Star Wars Holiday Special. Aiden Barton appeared as an infant Leia in Revenge of the Sith. Ann Sachs provided the voice of Leia in the 1980s radio dramas of the original trilogy.
She is one of the main protagonists of the original Star Wars trilogy. In Return of the Jedi, it is revealed that she is the twin sister of Luke Skywalker, and thus the daughter of Darth Vader. In the Star Wars prequel films, her mother is identified as Padmé Amidala. - wikipepdia [link] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Leia)
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James Bond Fanatic Creates Underwater Car (W/Cool Pics)
Cinema audiences gasped as Roger Moore’s 007 took his white Lotus Esprit for a surprise dip to evade the enemy in the film The Spy Who Loved Me. The famous scene, shot using a model, triggered the imagination of countless gadget-lovers, who wondered if such a car could be made.
AP - The new Yankee Stadium will have party suites, a members-only restaurant, a martini bar and a price tag to match all the luxury — $1.3 billion, up from the original estimate of $1 billion. …“We tried to reflect a five-star hotel and put a ballfield in the middle,” said Yankees chief operating officer Lonn Trost, who hosted a media tour Thursday.
There will be 51 luxury suites, two large outdoor suites and eight party suites with seating for up to 410 people in total.
The 58-by-103-foot center field television screen will be six times the size of the video screen at the current stadium.
Trost said the cost overruns included $150 million in enhancements such as the giant video screen, $138 million in food and beverage costs not included in the original estimate and $50 million from delays due to a lawsuit by community groups that sought to halt construction of the stadium.
How Many Are Making Millions Off Britney’s Escapades
CNN- “…For a growing number of people and businesses, Britney’s saga is about money: Every time she sinks to new lows, cash flows. And these days, no one is above the fray…”
Hmmm? So I wonder? Does that work? Let’s see! Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Spears Britney, Britney, Spears, Spears, Britney, Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Spears Britney, Britney, Spears, Spears, Britney, …CRAP!!! That’s a lot of work! And then, to put it altogether so that it means something instead of just being search engine bait, is really hard. Nevertheless I guess, when Britney Speaks, CNN Listens!
And truth be known, Britney Spears is a topic Made for The Trash Dispatch! I mean, could there be anything better than Britney Trash? Well, yeah! There are a lot of things better than Britney Trash. Like, Paris Hilton trash. Pamela Anderson trash. Well, ok. Maybe not Pamela Anderson trash. But Jessica Simpson trash? You bet! That’s one publicity whore that…, well ok. So it’s Jessica Simpson’s Daddy, who’s the whore. Publicity whore that is. And, of course. Still I have to wonder, which Dad cares more? Britney’s? Or Jessica’s? Eh, who cares? Just as long as they keep flaunting their daughters in the publics eye, so that “The Trash Dispatch” can make a buck, then who cares?
At any rate, and as I am sure everyone has quit reading by now, I will tell you this. We don’t do Britney Spears… here… at The Trash Dispatch! Well, I think I’ve got one or two other stories about Britney. But she’s not That big of an attraction. And besides, the only thing wrong with Britney Spears, is the world around her. And That’s, what The Trash Dispatch writes about. Real Trash!
Trash Dispatch: from digg.com. Paramount’s 2008 is off to a spectacular start. The J.J. Abrams-produced Cloverfield has delivered a monster opening day of an estimated $18.25M, and it will easily coast to both the All-Time January 3-Day record and the All-Time 4-Day MLK weekend record. It will likely reach a staggering 3-day of $48M.
Trash Dispatch: The above picture of Carmen Electra (judge it as you will), has set the diggers to diggin, at digg.com.
Submitted by digger “Hyperion1144″, with the Headline, “I had no idea Carmen Electra was this pretty…”. This jpg of Carmen Electra, went popular with 100 diggs only Nineteen hours after having been submitted. One day and 5hrs after that, Carmen Electra has Electrified digg.com with over 3737 diggs. Fantastic!
The story description, as submitted by the digger, simply reads; “Okay, I’ve always though Carmen Electra was over-rated… Until now. This is Carmen without makeup. Wow.”
That’s all it took, to set off Power Surge of diggers resulting in a Shocking number of diggs and comments. The number One comment at “this” time, comes from digger “TheDefiant”, with 690+ diggs. Quote: “Dugg for the cat licking it’s lips and staring at her ass.” Hilarious! But o so popular.
"Attendance at the Aquarium of the Americas in New Orleans wasn't hurt in the weeks after a walkway collapsed and 10 people fell into a 400,000-gallon shark tank in 2002, spokeswoman Melissa Lee said."I would say certainly interest spiked," Lee said. "There's always a bit of morbid curiosity of people wanting to see where an accident took place." "
But also that;
In March 2004, a 340-pound gorilla named Jabari escaped the Dallas Zoo, went on a 40-minute rampage through a forest and attacked four people, including a toddler, before officers shot it to death. ...
... The zoo reopened the day after the attacks, with the gorilla habitat closed, and officials offered free admission to draw visitors back, Eckert said.
"We found that people were actually quite understanding," she said, citing a public opinion study conducted by the zoo shortly before the habitat reopened. "People, if anything, thought maybe we needed more money or something."
Except for the fact that Winter has beset most of the country, nation wide zoo attendance might well have increased, as merely speaking the word Zoo, invokes all kinds of Dreams of Wonder and Fantasy. "Why, I think I might just go to the Zoo myself. C-ya."
But seriously folks! Man-eating Tigers, Gorillas Tearing people in half, and Bears devouring their trainers, are all good draws for the zoo. And the longer the attacks are talked about in the news, the more it's on the peoples minds. Hence, attendance increases nation wide (when and where weather allows).
It is therefore the opinion of the Trash Dispatch, that we should "Fix the Tiger Pit, and make it Deeper. *But not too deep! After all, a visit to the Zoo just got a whole lot more Exciting!"
What a year it’s been here for video! Men flashing newscasters, babies getting kicked, couches getting humped, Forbes editors weeping and swearing, Fox News explaining donkey-punching—life is grand!
Gawker.com has released it’s list of Top Ten Videos for 2007.
Trash Dispatch: Sunday, December 16, 2007. The Dallas Cowboys are Defeatedand literally SHAMED, not by any Worthy opponent such as the Philidelphia Eagles. But by a Blond Headed, Daddy’s Girl Bimbo/HARLOT, by the name of Jessica Ann Simpson.
Not to take anything away from the Philidelphia Eagles, BUTT, let’s face it. The Dallas Cowboys have scored no less than 30 points in any one game this year. Not until “Blond Sunday”, that is. And by the way, “Jessica”! The Cowboy colors are “BLUE AND SILVER“!!! NOT PINK!!!
More so than even the New England Patriots could ever have even hoped to have done, Jessica Simpsom has disgraced Tony Romo, and even the entire Dallas Cowboy Organization and fans like as Now, we know, that the Dallas Cowboys are NOT a Team whereby one supports the other, but is in fact, Tony Romo ALONE.
Forget Terrell Owens, who actually made Donovan Mcnabb look good when he played for the Eagles. Forget Jason Whitten, who is the best Tight-end ever to play the game since Jay Novachek. Forget Marion Barber, the next Emmit Smith. And truly, forget about Any Other player on the Dallas Cowboy team as None of them, are anything without Tony Romo.
Now, I’m not against heroes. But anytime the fate of an otherwise indefeasible Super Bowl team depends upon the “integrity” of one man, then, that team is not a team, but a Fake!
In deed and in performance, the Dallas Cowboys are Not the Dallas Cowboys, but Tony Romo. And Tony Romo, is nothing less, than the Hero who FAILED!!!
Worse, he is now a “liability” for the Dallas Cowboys as, if nothing else, Jessica HARLOT Simpson has proven Tony LONELY Romo, to be the “chink” in the Dallas Cowboy Armor. Better to have a drug addict like “Quincy Carter” for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys as then, all we would have to do is dope him up before a game and expect nothing less than a stellar performance as he would have his first love literally, out there on the field with him, instead of distracting him with anticipation.
Let us hope therefore, yes, and even PRAY Dallas Cowboy fans, that Jessica Simpsom is but a memory come next week’s game against the Carolina Panthers. Yet if not by then, then at least by the Play-Offs! I mean, PLEASE LORD, we’ve come So Far! Please don’t let this Satanic Harlot Destroy that which Satan himself could not do. Please God, SAVE the Dallas Cowboys!!!
But, as we all know. God ain’t too good about answering prayers. My fear therefore, is that “this’ season, our first Winning season since the 1990’s, is already lost. And that if Jerry Jones is as smart as I believe him to be, he will have already begun his search for a New Quarterback. As this one, “Tony *Betray his team and fans* Romo”, has proven just how “unreliable”, he really is.
A shame. Truly, a Damn Shame!
[POSTNOTE: to Tony Romo]
My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee. Keep my commandments, and live; and my law, as the apple of thine eye. Bind them upon thy fingers, and write them upon the table of thine heart. Say unto wisdom, Thou, art my sister. And call understanding, thy kinswoman.
Do this, that they may keep you from the strange woman, from the stranger which flattereth with her words. For at the window of my house, I looked out, and beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man “void of understanding” passing through the street near her corner, he went the way to her house.
In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night. Behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house.
Now is she without, now in the streets, she lieth in wait at every corner.
And so, she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him, “I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows. Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee.”
“I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works , with fine linen of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman (Nick Lachey) is not at home, he is gone a long journey.”
With her much fair speech, she caused him to yield. With the flattering of her lips she forced him. And he went after her straightway as an ox goeth to the slaughter. Or as a fool to the correction of the stocks.
Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, he knoweth not that it is for his life/Career.
Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye Tony Romo, and attend to the words of my mouth. Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.
For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.
Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.
Proverbs Chapter 7
— May God be with you Tony Romo. For in the end, Jessica Simpson, will not be.
But then, I don’t know. Maybe it is enough for you to be another trophy, on her mantle. Or rather, on her father’s mantle. After all, as Daddy’s little girl, it would be her father whom you would have to marry and satisfy, not her.
Trash Dispatch: DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock’s split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring “Naked Twister” nights.
But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors’ complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
“It’s crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats,” said Dawn Burton, 45, a regular guest at the parties. “We’re all frustrated.”
So are those who complain of the noise, traffic and parking problems that occur in their otherwise quiet, upscale neighborhood every Friday and Saturday, when Trulock’s home is transformed into “The Cherry Pit.” - read YahooNews | digg YahooNews story
The above is an excerpt from an AP (Associated Press) article, at YahooNews. Interestingly, the neighbors of “The Cherry pit”, do not complain on Moral issue. But rather, on issues of Safety, and General Nuisance Laws. Of course, what choice do they have when issues of morality, are no reason to judge or condemn your neighbor.
The facts of the matter, is that there are Many of these suburban, and even urban, sex party residences. Possibly even coming to a home next door to you? Question: “Would you complain?”
In deed, the Duncanville Texas residents are not complaining about the “morality” of residential sex clubs. But rather, they are complaining about all the Traffic and Noise. Which, brings up another question.
What if someone bought up a whole block of houses, maintained a Private road access, and put a referee/Host in each home? Hmmm? Eat your heart out Las Vegas Chicken Ranch.
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