Dallas Cowboys vs Jessica Simpson, and o yeah, the Philidelphia Eagles.

Trash Dispatch: Sunday, December 16, 2007. The Dallas Cowboys are Defeated and literally SHAMED, not by any Worthy opponent such as the Philidelphia Eagles. But by a Blond Headed, Daddy’s Girl Bimbo/HARLOT, by the name of Jessica Ann Simpson.

Not to take anything away from the Philidelphia Eagles, BUTT, let’s face it. The Dallas Cowboys have scored no less than 30 points in any one game this year. Not until “Blond Sunday”, that is. And by the way, “Jessica”! The Cowboy colors are “BLUE AND SILVER“!!!
NOT PINK!!!

More so than even the New England Patriots could ever have even hoped to have done, Jessica Simpsom has disgraced Tony Romo, and even the entire Dallas Cowboy Organization and fans like as Now, we know, that the Dallas Cowboys are NOT a Team whereby one supports the other, but is in fact, Tony Romo ALONE.

Forget Terrell Owens, who actually made Donovan Mcnabb look good when he played for the Eagles. Forget Jason Whitten, who is the best Tight-end ever to play the game since Jay Novachek. Forget Marion Barber, the next Emmit Smith. And truly, forget about Any Other player on the Dallas Cowboy team as None of them, are anything without Tony Romo.

Now, I’m not against heroes. But anytime the fate of an otherwise indefeasible Super Bowl team depends upon the “integrity” of one man, then, that team is not a team, but a Fake!

In deed and in performance, the Dallas Cowboys are Not the Dallas Cowboys, but Tony Romo. And Tony Romo, is nothing less, than the Hero who FAILED!!!

Worse, he is now a “liability” for the Dallas Cowboys as, if nothing else, Jessica HARLOT Simpson has proven Tony LONELY Romo, to be the “chink” in the Dallas Cowboy Armor. Better to have a drug addict like “Quincy Carter” for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys as then, all we would have to do is dope him up before a game and expect nothing less than a stellar performance as he would have his first love literally, out there on the field with him, instead of distracting him with anticipation.

Let us hope therefore, yes, and even PRAY Dallas Cowboy fans, that Jessica Simpsom is but a memory come next week’s game against the Carolina Panthers. Yet if not by then, then at least by the Play-Offs! I mean, PLEASE LORD, we’ve come So Far! Please don’t let this Satanic Harlot Destroy that which Satan himself could not do. Please God, SAVE the Dallas Cowboys!!!

But, as we all know. God ain’t too good about answering prayers. My fear therefore, is that “this’ season, our first Winning season since the 1990’s, is already lost. And that if Jerry Jones is as smart as I believe him to be, he will have already begun his search for a New Quarterback. As this one, “Tony *Betray his team and fans* Romo”, has proven just how “unreliable”, he really is.

A shame. Truly, a Damn Shame!

[POSTNOTE: to Tony Romo]

My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee.
Keep my commandments, and live; and my law, as the apple of thine eye.
Bind them upon thy fingers, and write them upon the table of thine heart.
Say unto wisdom, Thou, art my sister. And call understanding, thy kinswoman.

Do this, that they may keep you from the strange woman, from the stranger which flattereth with her words. For at the window of my house, I looked out, and beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man “void of understanding” passing through the street near her corner, he went the way to her house.

In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night. Behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house.

Now is she without, now in the streets,
she lieth in wait at every corner.

And so, she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him, “I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows. Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee.”

“I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works , with fine linen of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman (Nick Lachey) is not at home, he is gone a long journey.”

With her much fair speech, she caused him to yield. With the flattering of her lips she forced him. And he went after her straightway as an ox goeth to the slaughter. Or as a fool to the correction of the stocks.

Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare,
he knoweth not that it is for his life/Career.

Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye Tony Romo,
and attend to the words of my mouth.
Let not thine heart decline to her ways,
go not astray in her paths.

For she hath cast down many wounded:
yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

Proverbs Chapter 7

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May God be with you Tony Romo. For in the end, Jessica Simpson, will not be.

But then, I don’t know. Maybe it is enough for you to be another trophy, on her mantle. Or rather, on her father’s mantle. After all, as Daddy’s little girl, it would be her father whom you would have to marry and satisfy, not her.

nuff said, Trash Dispatch

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