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How Many Are Making Millions Off Britney’s Escapades
CNN- “…For a growing number of people and businesses, Britney’s saga is about money: Every time she sinks to new lows, cash flows. And these days, no one is above the fray…”
Hmmm? So I wonder? Does that work? Let’s see!
Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Spears Britney, Britney, Spears, Spears, Britney, Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Spears Britney, Britney, Spears, Spears, Britney, …CRAP!!! That’s a lot of work! And then, to put it altogether so that it means something instead of just being search engine bait, is really hard. Nevertheless I guess, when Britney Speaks, CNN Listens!
And truth be known, Britney Spears is a topic Made for The Trash Dispatch! I mean, could there be anything better than Britney Trash? Well, yeah! There are a lot of things better than Britney Trash. Like, Paris Hilton trash. Pamela Anderson trash. Well, ok. Maybe not Pamela Anderson trash. But Jessica Simpson trash? You bet! That’s one publicity whore that…, well ok. So it’s Jessica Simpson’s Daddy, who’s the whore. Publicity whore that is. And, of course. Still I have to wonder, which Dad cares more? Britney’s? Or Jessica’s? Eh, who cares? Just as long as they keep flaunting their daughters in the publics eye, so that “The Trash Dispatch” can make a buck, then who cares?
At any rate, and as I am sure everyone has quit reading by now, I will tell you this. We don’t do Britney Spears… here… at The Trash Dispatch! Well, I think I’ve got one or two other stories about Britney. But she’s not That big of an attraction. And besides, the only thing wrong with Britney Spears, is the world around her. And That’s, what The Trash Dispatch writes about. Real Trash!
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