Trash Dispatch: Dallas Cowboys WIN 37-20 Beating the Miami Dolphins at Dolphin Stadium.

By Trash Dispatch | September 16, 2007

Trash Dispatch:

Dallas Cowboys WIN 37-20

Beating the Miami Dolphins at Dolphin Stadium.

Not since 1987, have the Dallas Cowboys had a back-to-back, +35 point, 2-0 start.

“Tony Romo”, who is now looking more and more like a young Brett Farve, took the team to victory with,

“Marion Barber”, an Emmit Smith x Lincoln Coleman look-a-like, making a 40-yard touchdown run after the Cowboys had recovered an onside kick. (his Second touch down run, as his first, came late in the first half.)

“Patrick Crayton” Despite a earlier finger injury, returned a punt 49 yards to set up a Tony Romo 2-yard Touchdown pass to tight end “Tony Curtis”, a guy I’ve never heard of before. And with good reason, I guess, as the touchdown reception was the first regular-season reception of his career. So “Thank You, Patrick Crayton”, and “Thank You, Tony Curtis”. (didn’t i see him in a movie?)

“Anthony Henry”, with “Two” count them, 1, 2 interceptions.

And of course, “Terrell Owens” with five catches for 97 yards including, a 34-yard touchdown reception from Tony Romo to seal the game after Anthony Henery’s second interception.

In the end, Tony Romo completed 14 of 29 passes for 186 yards, two touchdowns, and “another” WIN for the Dallas Cowboys giving them a 2 and 0 start for the first time since 1999, and, as I said, their first “+35 point”, 2-0 start since 1987.

“How ’bout them Cowboys?”