CNN Gears Up for Hurricane Wilma

CNN in their RSS headline at Yahoo.com reads:

Hurricane Wilma could turn towards Florida

The RSS headline for Fox News simply reads:

Wilma is Hurricane Strength

Why is it that I get the sneaky suspicion that
CNN Blew Up the Levees in New Orleans?

In just breifly scaning the two stories,
I found that Fox News was reporting from Honduras.

While CNN was reporting from... you guessed it,

FLORIDA!

Where there will be More to come on this story, I'm Sure! Especially if, CNN has their Prayers answered.

( and you thought The Trash Dispatch sensationalized headlines. And well, OK. So, we do sensationalize, a little. But dear God, Not to the point of praying for the deaths of untold thousands just so we can sell a headline... Come to think of it, we Don't even Sell our news stories. We just try to clean things up a bit by Taking Out the Trash. Which, in this case, just happened to be CNN.) nuff said.