Trash Dispatch:
Yahoo News is reporting, "Three hundred chickens died in panic early on Sunday when a drunken German teenager on a joyride crashed a van into their shed, police said."
The shed contained about 1000 chickens, and the teenager was of course, "arrested".
However, a further investigation into this story reveals that, "Apparently some of the chickens were so desperate to get away that they ran into the wall and died," and that, "Others suffered heart attacks."
Opinion: I always knew chickens were Chicken. But,
*Holy Flying Feathers Batman!*
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