Trash Dispatch: CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (WinkNews - AP) - “A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.”
“Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.”
“The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in the Hach office building.”
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Trash Dispatch: Normally we don’t carry stories such as this, however, since Senator Larry Craig has made the Public Restroom so…, “public”, …we figured, there was No Way, we were going to let this one get away.
Dugg by; digger “Burento” (http://digg.com/users/Burento). This story is rapidly gaining in diggs (popularity), with 200 diggs in 22hrs and Accelerating, this story promises to be one of the Great Diggs of all time. And need I say that the Comments are running Hilarious, and Wild with Senator Larry Craig references throughout.
On a more serious note. The Trash Dispatch would like to point out, one little detail in this report, that hopefully, caught your attention as well. And we quote; “discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency“.
The man they arrested, was a LEGAL American CITIZEN!!! And has probably, never been to Mexico. Doesn’t the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency have Better things to do? Lik, the Deportation of ILLGEAL IMMIGRATES???
read winknews | digg story
Read Republican Senator Larry Craig dispatch(s);
Senator Larry (men’s room) Craig: “I may not be gay, but I may change my mind.”
Meet the Press, Sunday Morning, 9-2-07.
Republican Senator Larry Craig’s Interrogation Excerpts
Republican Senator John Warner of Virginia, Splits!!!
Senator Larry Craig, Gay Republican.
2 comments:
As long as you're opening up the stall door with article why not post something useful and funny.
I had to have a local (D.C.) T-shirt shop make this one up for me. What do you think?
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459010971.html
The other Larry Craig Halloween costumes are non-starters and no Capitol Hill hottie would really wear them?-- mean-spirited, stupid and just plain ugly; except for this one, which is actually pretty cool --I'll be wearing it myself. I also love the description.
Audacious Costume Ensemble:
The ladies will look absolutely chic in the "Larry Craig S.W.A.T. Tee-Shirt and optional cap. " Matched by black jeans and clunky black shoes or better yet combat boots, people will surely notice you and get the hell out of your way. With a set of handcuffs attached to a thick black belt the look is mostly complete.
Of course there is an edgy guy T-Shirt version too.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459010971.html
Re: Doesn’t the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency have Better things to do?
I think this picture applies to Customs police as well as Airport police. Enforcement authorities need to get their priorities in order see for yourself
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459032955.html
I should have included this in my last posting-- (this is a different link from my previous post)
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