Proving once and for all, that Cash (and good looks), "is" King!
Paris Hilton today Escaped from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday with the help of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. after they discovered an Unknown illness (STD) Spreading through-out the Los Angeles County jail effecting (or infecting), other prisoners, Sheriff's Dept. Employees, and even the Los Angeles County Sheriff himself who was unable to attend the press conference because of an uncontrollable itching!
Nevertheless, it is reported that Paris Hilton's Escape was "enabled", because there just wasn't enough room in Paris' 8x10 jail cell for everybody. "Fights were breaking out, with Many Sheriff's Deputies complaining of not getting their turn. Which is obviously false as the whole department is now under quarantine experiencing Redness, Bumps, Puss, Sores, ...eh, nevermind.
However one Los Angeles County Sheriff complained,
"Those steel bunks were just to hard on my knees."
Paris will now be spending the rest of her sentence at home, and in her own bed made with Goose Down clothed in Silk, and Perfumed by automatic fragrance, and Jelly dispenser.
"Thank God!" said the one Los Angeles County Sheriff.
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